The Sluggard - Isaac Watts

Before meeting my wife, I came very close to the subject of this narative poem. I like narative poems - I like a good story, what can I say? Anyway, if not for my wife, I'd spend 24x7 playing Everquest, reading fantasy novels, infrequently showering, eating bad food all the time, living with relatives, etc. So there's one for marriage.

The Sluggard
by Isaac Watts
from Divine Songs for Children

'Tis the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain,
"You have wak'd me too soon, I must slumber again."
As the door on its hinges, so he on his bed,
Turns his sides and his shoulders and his heavy head.

"A little more sleep, and a little more slumber;"
Thus he wastes half his days, and his hours without number,
And when he gets up, he sits folding his hands,
Or walks about sauntering, or trifling he stands.

I pass'd by his garden, and saw the wild brier,
The thorn and the thistle grow broader and higher;
The clothes that hang on him are turning to rags;
And his money still wastes till he starves or he begs.

I made him a visit, still hoping to find
That he took better care for improving his mind:
He told me his dreams, talked of eating and drinking;
But scarce reads his Bible, and never loves thinking.

Said I then to my heart, "Here's a lesson for me,"
This man's but a picture of what I might be:
But thanks to my friends for their care in my breeding,
Who taught me betimes to love working and reading.